Tag Archives: Crime
FOUND: 9mm Hollow Point
That’s right. I was cleaning out my car when I decided to remove the center console. Beneath my shifting column I found quite a stash of change. Three dollars and fifty three cents to be exact. Having never removed my center console before, I was shocked to discover a 9mm hollow point round. Odd. Maybe the previous owner of my car was a hitman or something.
The Great Car Incident of 2003 – THE END!
Car Vandals… Again
Screwed… again. That’s right; my car has been vandalized again. This time it was in the parking lot of the Zinfandel Grill in Sacramento. I think I speak for everyone when I say that car alarms are monumentally ineffective. I may need to investigate the possibilities of a 2 way car alarm remote. Of course the more fun option is to install Revengers: dual 100dB piezo electric buzzers wired to the alarm system… inside the … Continue reading